If this actually happens before the election it will support all claims that P-Tits is evil incarnate.

Bristol: "But Mooooom....I don't want to marry my accidental sperm donor. He's SUCH a Barney. I want a career in politics like YOU."

P-Tits: "Them's the breaks, kid. Didn't I tell you to use the pull-out method? Never fails. Except with your last three siblings. Now quit yer whining, I've got cramming to do before Thursday's debate. Of course anything's better than sitting down with that Katie Couric. Bitch was distracting me with all that blinking."