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Dear Person from South Carolina who called me at 4:30 a.m.

Guess what? It may be 7:30 a.m. where you live, but out here, you just woke up the sleeping giant, I mean, Prego, at 4:30 a.m.

I appreciated that you had the grace to sound somewhat sheepish at recognizing your error, so I am trying very hard to forgive you for ruining the rarity of uninterrupted sleep during third trimester. God is helping me with this.

I'll let you know how it goes.

Sincerely,
Sleepless Prego in Arizona