John,

She's like that cheap date you picked up in the bar after you'd had one too many Miller Lites.

I mean, I kept hearing her say your name, but somehow I think she'd be just as happy to bump your name right off your joint bumper sticker

This morning in the car I was listening to NPR's coverage of John McCain's announcement of a female vice presidential candidate.

Palin (AOL News)

Way to go, John! What a ballsy move, so to speak. You'll doubtlessly snag all of us Hillary voters who were dissed by Obama's decision to exclude her from his short list of VP candidates. Oh wait. There are a couple pesky human rights issues. Sarah Palin does NOT want you to be able to decide whether to abort your baby, but if she feels it necessary, she WILL shoot you.

On the bright side, NPR commentators seemed to have hope for the 72-year-old McCain, who needed some youth in his camp. I think they said, "She's pretty."

Even if you care nothing about politics, it's worth a visit to this link to see Cutey Cusack all fired up and in a tizzy about McCain.

He's just too precious.

then maybe you should too.

She really is shrill, isn't she?

That Adam's Apple was furiously bobbing with sincerity. She's serious, Guys. If McCain gets the nomination, she's votin' for Mrs. Clinton. Yesiree.

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