how this social media authority came across Pale Force, himself being blessed with at least SOME melanin.

It wasn't my first Un-conference, but today I lost my BlogOrlando virginity. I had heard from other people how great of an experience BlogOrlando was. They told me how much I was missing out...I hadn't really lived until I had been BlogOrlando'ed. It is so inspiring, they said. But I held back. What would people think? I wanted my first time to be special, you know?

I want you to know that I don't regret a thing. It was fleeting, but the hours we spent BlogOrlando'ing each other will stay with me for the rest of my days. In fact, I will forever measure future...um...encounters by the lovely memories we made in the many halls of Rollins College. Turns out they're not as conservative as we thought, eh?

So this one's for you, Josh, Judson, Shel (although, we could have been a tad more discreet), Nik, Tommy, Sherry, Timothy Jake and Alicia.

You were all AMAZING.

Of course you fucking are.

Seriously though, I will be joining these fine folks in Orlando next weekend to see what words of wisdom they have to impart.

Maybe I can get another sticker to add to my laptop groupie collection....

Whaddya think, Josh?