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It doesn't get much douche-ier than this

Submitted by excruciatingly on Sun, 2010-07-11 22:12.

I derived much amusement from this Boston-area real estate listing my hubby found:

"All of the benefits of living in Newton, Massachusetts such as their exceptional schools, parks, proximity to Boston, and enviable lifestyle await the next owner of this home....NOTE: The sale of this property is contingent upon the current owner finding a suitable replacement home. And, as with all of my listings, visitors arriving without a real estate agent must provide a photo ID upon entering the home. Additionally, visitors are asked to remove their shoes prior to viewing. Due to the desirability of this home, I am anticipating multiple offers. All offers must be in-hand by Sunday, 07/11/10 at 8:00 p.m. with no exceptions. Please do not walk the property without listing agent. Please respect current owner's & neighbors' privacy and be courteous to pedestrians and other cars driving-by and parked on the street."

Hubby's reaction:

"Yeah, whatever, you fucking tool."


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Visitors must be willing...

Submitted by Brian (not verified) on Mon, 2010-07-12 00:49.

To provide sexual favors on demand upon entering this home.


And then do the dishes

Submitted by Randy (not verified) on Mon, 2010-07-12 03:28.

And then do the dishes afterward.


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