This is why I claim West Virginia as my home state

Oh Ohio, say it ain't so.


That's just embarrassing. I was born in West-by-God-Virginia and grew up less than 30 minutes from the Ohio/West Virginia border, so I feel comfortable saying: WTF PEOPLE!

And for the record, today is the first time I had ever heard of STRONGVILLE, OHIO. Y'all need to consult a newspaper or perhaps *gasp* pick up a book if you seriously haven't heard of Barack Obama before this year.

And if you HAD heard of Sarah Palin before Barack Obama, perhaps YOU'RE the friggin terrorist!


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On the other hand

Ohio is also the home state of Dennis Kucinich. While I don't agree with him on many things, I think he's a decent, principled man who is mostly right on the biggest issues (war, the meaning of Republic, misapprehension with the federal reserve system), and I think he would've made a better president than either McCain or Obama.

But hey, I was one of those kooky Ron Paul supporters so WTF do I know?


On the third (gripping) hand

I just defended Ohio, so this election must be getting to me.

My summary of Ohio: "It combines the urbane sophisticated cosmopolitianism of the Midwest with the down-home folksy charm of the East Coast."


Randy, I know you're being cute

but the words "urbane sophisticated and cosmopolitan" have never before and never will again be uttered in the same sentence as "Ohio."


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