SkyBus: Better than a sharp stick in the eye

If you have to suffer through air travel from the Savannah, Georgia area, SkyBus at leasts get you there (or at least to Columbus, Ohio) in one flight. And possibly it will get you there cheaper. It will, however, not allow you to eat your own food on the plane, cram you in with a few hundred people church pew style and peddle all kinds of wares up and down the aisles during the flight (Care for a $25 SkyBus T-shirt? Me neither). Karma-wise, it feels wrong to critique the airline that I'm about to use to fly home, so I'm going easy on 'em.

Oh, and "I wish bad things" (this phrase replaced the word "fuck") for the FAA guy who took my fucking peanut butter.

That really hurt, Man. I fought back tears. I'm serious.


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ummmmmm explain to me just

ummmmmm explain to me just WHY u travel with peanut butter anyway?


You mean

You DON'T travel with peanut butter????
I thought everyone did.
Huh.


I still say...

...this depends on whether it was crunchy peanut butter or not...if it was Peter Pan or Jif, I'd have had you arrested.


Definitely chunky

Very nutty and oh so satisfying.


Terrorism alert

Step aside Betsy Mohammed Sayed Yates ... back away from the peanut butter ... slooooowly ... PB has apparently become the No. 1 reason for flight delays on Skybus ... it's not SkyCafe ya know. Secret is, if you buy the T-shirt and wear it on the flight they let the PB slide. wink wink


Um

Why did they take your peanut butter?
Was it smooth or crunchy?

Did a guy with a chocolate bar collide with you, causing a taste sensation?


Thank god for the TSA's vigilance!

That jar of peanut butter could have taken down the whole plane!

Welcome to the watch list!