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Jim Carrey blows my mind with swimwear fashion savvy

Thank God The Skinny Website keeps us abreast of celebrities in danger of falling victim to nasty eating disorders.

Otherwise, we wouldn't be privy to THIS gem...

Jim Carrey hits the beach in Jenny's suit (The Skinny Website)Jim Carrey hits the beach in Jenny's suit (The Skinny Website)


Random Sephie worship. Because I can.

Yep, she's still dead. Yep, we still miss her.

So back by popular demand (mine), here is a random photo essay of Sephie from last Christmas and New Year's Eve. Somehow Vicki gets the spotlight too, but only because someone took pictures of her with the Best Dog Formerly of the Planet, Now Residing under Christian's Parents' Backyard Overlooking the Marsh.

Cute dog wearing AntlersCute dog wearing Antlers

Seph giving us the familiar, "they're finally going to eat me" lookSeph giving us the familiar, "they're finally going to eat me" look

Seph getting a lil' scratchSeph getting a lil' scratch

This is how Seph looked when anyone cuddled her. Don't take it personally, Vick.This is how Seph looked when anyone cuddled her. Don't take it personally, Vick.

But Seph still knew she was beautiful, so she had to mug for the camera eventuallyBut Seph still knew she was beautiful, so she had to mug for the camera eventually

Photo Op over = Seph done cuddling, as you see here.Photo Op over = Seph done cuddling, as you see here.


I am Bluebell Ice Cream's bitch

First, there were the various flavors of ice cream featuring cake.

Now, there is Bluebell brand sherbet.

Compared to cake, this may not sound very exciting, but holy cakeshit Batman. It is. Very, very exciting. For me, anyway.


I don't really have anything to say

But I was sick of seeing Jay and Silent Bob every time I checked my page for comments. They are ugly SOB's.

I guess the most excitement I've had lately was a visit from our beloved PDawg who accompanied us on a trip to Frank Lloyd Wright's Taliesin West
where Christian took many colorful photos, some of which feature me looking hot and pregnant (read: fat).


Clerks II is funnier than Clerks

In the past, I harbored a distinct dislike for Jay of the famous Jay and Silent Bob duo from the movie Clerks.

I'm about two years behind, but I've decided that Clerks II is better than the first movie solely due to Jay's interpretation of Buffalo Bill's sick killer dance from the movie Silence of the Lambs.

I also think Randal the movie rental guy is funnier in this one.

That's all I have. What can I say, it's difficult to become gainfully employed when you're knocked up.


Watch out Savannah photographers, here comes Katie Joyner!

You know what? If we still lived in Savannah, I would CONSIDER letting Katie Joyner, Savannah's newest expert photographer take some shots of my ever-growing belly once it really sticks out there. But alas, we do not live in Savannah, so no belly pictures for you!

But seriously, in addition to her website, check out her blog at www.katiejoynerphotography.blogspot.com.

She is an artist.


Yeah, I didn't actually listen to what he said

but here's CNN's video of Al Gore endorsing Barack Obama today. No matter what inspiring words his speechwriter undoubtedly supplied him to deliver, as I watched it with the sound turned off (the way I watch most things), I wondered if it is difficult for Al to campaign for other presidential candidates when his own victory was stolen from him eight years ago. Guess that environmental stuff keeps him busy, but I'd be pissed if I were him.

(Wired image of Al Gore)(Wired image of Al Gore)


I *heart* Lloyd Dobler, I mean, John Cusack

Even if you care nothing about politics, it's worth a visit to this link to see Cutey Cusack all fired up and in a tizzy about McCain.


He's just too precious.


So, what's my freaking problem?

I do not know what my freaking problem has been, but here goes with this blogging thing again...so yeah, we moved to Arizona and yeah, we're knocked up and yeah, we're having a boy. All of these things = good. Yay!

No pictures exist of my fat hairy belly, so don't ask!


Why blog when hubby will do it for you?

Clearly, Christian is kicking my ass with this whole blogging of our move across country. I recommend checking him out here because frankly, I can't be bothered right now. So, all 2 of you...go see Christian for updates on our trip!