I'm not calling her a fascist, but it sure is walking and talking like a duck, if you ask me.



John,
She's like that cheap date you picked up in the bar after you'd had one too many Miller Lites.
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I mean, I kept hearing her say your name, but somehow I think she'd be just as happy to bump your name right off your joint bumper sticker
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That's right, we're all cribbed up, folks!
finished crib
Believe it or not, it's thanks to the same brilliant mind who found endless humor in this. That said, both cribbage and changing table/dresser were assembled in about 30 minutes each. Top THAT, MacGyver!
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Almost Yates is lucky to have a handy daddy because I can barely open a can of beans by myself.



Straight from Bill O'Reilly's loud mouth (that's right, I watch him *sometimes*. Care to challenge me on that?)...the latest reason why Michael Moore needs to think before he speaks:



UPDATE: The Palins came clean in a Labor Day statement indicating that their teen daughter is indeed five months pregnant. So, yep, some of the conspiracy theory was wrong - Trig appears to be her baby. But the fact remains that Palin's abstinence-only position on education hasn't worked out well for her personally. I'm not trying to be "ugly," as my dear Savannahians might say...I'm just saying...TEACH THE KIDDIES TO BAG IT UP (as my dear Savannahians would decidedly NOT say).
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It could be heresay, but some bloggers are speculating about whether Sarah Palin or her teen-aged daughter birthed her fifth child who has Down Syndrome.
It's just like when Bree Hodge pretended to be pregnant and give birth to her daughter Danielle's baby in Season 3 of Desperate Housewives.
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Except Bree wasn't running for Vice President, nor being credited for "walking the talk" on her anti-abortion stance.
Gotta love this photo from the JustJared blog...
JustJared.Com




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You sure are showing up Will and Grace's asses. I'll bet they're PISSED.
You're going to OWN this joint. Cocktails for everyone!



This morning in the car I was listening to NPR's coverage of John McCain's announcement of a female vice presidential candidate.
Palin (AOL News)
Way to go, John! What a ballsy move, so to speak. You'll doubtlessly snag all of us Hillary voters who were dissed by Obama's decision to exclude her from his short list of VP candidates. Oh wait. There are a couple pesky human rights issues. Sarah Palin does NOT want you to be able to decide whether to abort your baby, but if she feels it necessary, she WILL shoot you.
On the bright side, NPR commentators seemed to have hope for the 72-year-old McCain, who needed some youth in his camp. I think they said, "She's pretty."



Guess what? It may be 7:30 a.m. where you live, but out here, you just woke up the sleeping giant, I mean, Prego, at 4:30 a.m.
I appreciated that you had the grace to sound somewhat sheepish at recognizing your error, so I am trying very hard to forgive you for ruining the rarity of uninterrupted sleep during third trimester. God is helping me with this.
I'll let you know how it goes.
Sincerely,
Sleepless Prego in Arizona



This is possibly the sweestest thing I've ever seen.
Babble.com
No, I didn't Snopes it and don't really care if it's Photoshopped. Still cute.




Alas, I won't be flocking with other 80s nostalgists to see Rick Springfield perform here in sunny, stifling hot Phoenix, as the concert is a few days before they chase this little bugger outta me via induction.
But that doesn't mean you shouldn't enjoy some righteous RS right here on E-Normal...


