My Blogging BFF calls me a "boob nazi."

Go here. Somehow, her lack of desktop photo manipulation equals me being a breast nazi. Well said, Amy. Well said.


It's not paranoid if they're out to get you

This week, my Boy BFF (he LOVES being called that), and Hubby asked what was going ON with my breastfeeding fixation.

My excuses were in this order:

1. Hey, it's World Breastfeeding Week, Mofos!

2. Recent events involving breastfeeding harassment in Boston, our new home, and during our road trip b/w Arizona and Massachusetts.

3. Soren has to wean SOMEDAY, right? So it's only natural that I'm already mourning this beautiful arrangement that allows me to cuddle The UnCuddleable.

4. I know what you're thinking..."she's gone all apeshit Lactivist on us." But it's not paranoia if the formula companies really are trying to sabotage nursing moms. Thanks, Elita from Blacktating.

5. And finally...the unending examples of frustrating breastfeeding experiences suffered by moms just trying to feed (or in my case, shut up) their kids, for Chrissakes! Like this latest display of brilliance on the part of some buttsore Southwestern Airlines flight attendant who insisted that a nursing mom needed to cover up since there were "other people on the plane."

Now I'm exhausted.
What was the question again?

Oh, and when I asked Christian how he felt about me posting a breastfeeding picture, his response:

"You mean an old picture? Not NOW. I mean he's practically got a mustache." Then, in a gruff manly voice: "Hey Mom, I'm gonna borrow the car, and how 'bout some milk?"


As Big Bird says: "You know....that's NICE."

Mothering.Com's forum posted this 1977 Sesame Street video of Buffy explaining breastfeeding to Big Bird. My second favorite quote in this video is the mom saying, "and I get to hug him when I do it." Personally, that's my favorite part, too.

Happy World Breastfeeding Week!



"How To Be Alone" by Tanya Davis via Maureen Simpson

I really dug this piece, "How To Be Alone" by Tanya Davis that I found on Maureen Simpson's blog.


Perhaps it seemed delicious to me since we rarely get alone time, thanks to this beautiful creature...

Soren, June '10 @ Oma & Opa's house by Christian YatesSoren, June '10 @ Oma & Opa's house by Christian Yates

What a cheap excuse to post a picture of my spawn.

But I still enjoyed the piece by Tanya Davis. Thanks, Maureen!


Penis Humor, courtesy of MyLovelyLadyBump.blogspot.com

You don't need any commentary from me on this one. Just go here. Thanks, Kate!


Boston Globe article on YMCA's commitment to educate their employees on breastfeeding rights

What a great way to start the day - seeing this Boston.Com article on how the YMCA vows to teach its employees that you can't boot a nursing momma from the premises, even if it means the other kiddies might have to see some NIP (Nursing In Public, pervs!). Click here to read the Boston Globe article online.


Nursing mom kicked out of Woburn, Massachusetts YMCA

If you're one of my Facebook friends or follow me on Twitter, you might have noticed I've got something up my butt about public breastfeeding right now.

Ironically, I personally do not enjoy publicly
breastfeeding my kid. At least not now that he's almost 2 years old and
people look at me like we belong in the pages of the National Geographic.

I got to experience this again and again during our move from Arizona to Massachusetts with a cranky toddler who, after being sufficiently pissed off by the packing up of his toys, rediscovered the wonder of nursing. In every. single. public. venue. possible. And lemme tell y'all, those Kansas oldsters in the McDonald's were not keen to it.

Frannie to Zelda: "Well, she's STILL NURSING HIM."
Zelda to Frannie: "He's gotta be EIGHTEEN MONTHS OLD."

Actually, Ladies, he was 19 months at the time, but very astute (and loud) observations you made while dipping your apple pies into your ice cream cones. Stay classy, Kansas.

It seems odd that in 2010, folks are still harassing women who are simply trying to feed their kids, even if that means *gasp* it has to be done in public every now and then.

I found it even odder that in a metro area as supposedly enlightened as Boston, a mom was recently kicked out of a Woburn, MA YMCA for nursing her three-month-old baby.

What the Fresh Fuck (to use one of my favorite blogger's phrases), People? Really???

Here's an open letter to the YMCA from that mom, which she has asked folks to forward widely:


Open letter to YMCA re: Breasfeeding. Please forward widely

Posted by: "liz and ricky"

Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:33 am (PDT)

To Whom it May Concern,

I am writing this letter to follow up on a conversation I had yesterday with
Amy Turner regarding my legal right to breastfeed in the Child Watch daycare
portion of the North Suburban YMCA in Woburn, MA. My overall goal in
addressing this issue is a peaceful resolution, but staff education on the
local level, and attention brought to this issue within the
regional/national structure of the YMCA, are also extremely important to
me. Upon researching this issue over the last day, I have come across
numerous incidents that have made the news regarding the YMCA and
breastfeeding in recent years. It is clear to me that a national policy
needs to be established. Though I am aware that this is not within your
control on the local level, it is within your power to educate your own
employees, and to post signs within your establishment that support and
encourage breastfeeding in all areas where mothers and children are
otherwise allowed to be.

To restate the chain of events yesterday for anyone other than Amy who may
read this letter:

I returned to child watch to pick up my three children, Ricky, 5, Caroline,
2, and Christian, 3 months old. Christian was hungry so I sat down to nurse
him in the Child Watch area. I was told in no uncertain terms that I could
not feed him there. I informed the workers that what they were telling me
was illegal, and that I am allowed to breastfeed wherever I am able to be
lawfully present. They insisted that the "no eating within Child Watch"
policy included breastfeeding. She also stated that I would be "exposing
myself" and the "kids would see it." I again told them that they were being
discriminatory and that my right to breastfeed is protected by law. At this
point the other childcare worker stepped in and agreed with her coworker,
and they both told me that I must go into the hall in order to breastfeed,
and that I needed to take it up with the director if I had an issue with
this policy. At that point I left with my hungry baby to find another place
to nurse. It was safer to leave my two year old daughter screaming in Child
Watch than to try to chase her around the Y while nursing my baby. She was
obviously upset by this turn of events and was crying as I left.

When I spoke to the director about this issue, Amy Turner, she assured me
she would look into the issue for me, and she seemed to take my complaint
seriously. During our initial conversation, when I informed her that the
YMCA's actions were illegal, she also made it a point to tell me that my
"membership can be terminated at any time, for any reason." This statement
concerns me very much, because I value my YMCA membership, and do not want
my membership terminated. On the other hand, I do not want to be pressured
by the threat of losing my membership to not follow up on this violation of
my legal rights, and I feel strongly that staff education on this matter is
of the utmost importance.

The law that I referred to yesterday in my conversations with various YMCA
employees was passed recently in Massachusetts. It is MGL chapter 111,
section 221, and it states, "A mother may breastfeed her child in any
public place or establishment or place which is open to and accepts or
solicits the patronage of the general public* and where the mother and child
may otherwise be lawfully present. No person or entity shall "restrict,
harass, or penalize a mother" who is breastfeeding her child. *with the
exception of houses of worship or places of religious instruction." In my
conversation with Amy yesterday, I read the law to her, and she expressed
that it was possible the YMCA was covered under the religious exemption.
However, since no religious classes happen at the Woburn YMCA, and certainly
not in the Child Watch area, and it also cannot be considered a "place of
worship," the religious exemption under the law does not apply in this case.

Any private establishment that invites patronage, like the YMCA, is included
under this law. It is my greatest hope that this mistake can be rectified
by the YMCA, by first and foremost changing the policy on a local level in
the Child Watch center, by finding ways to educate all current and future
employees on the legality of this issue, and by posting signs which reassure
and encourage breastfeeding mothers so that they know the YMCA supports
breastfeeding within their establishment. On a national YMCA level, I would
like attention brought to this issue and my complaint copied and sent to all
relevant parties, so that the YMCA can work on its overall policies in order
to avoid this kind of situation in future interactions with mothers and
their children.

Sincerely,

Elizabeth Gomez


Carrie Underwood: time to find a new agent, SweetPea.

I mean, seriously, Care. Even washed up Brendan Fraser gets to appear on Sesame Street as himself.


WTF is your agent doing all day up in that fancy office of his? Judging by your debut on Sesame Street, I'm guessing it involves a thumb and his butt...



It doesn't get much douche-ier than this

I derived much amusement from this Boston-area real estate listing my hubby found:

"All of the benefits of living in Newton, Massachusetts such as their exceptional schools, parks, proximity to Boston, and enviable lifestyle await the next owner of this home....NOTE: The sale of this property is contingent upon the current owner finding a suitable replacement home. And, as with all of my listings, visitors arriving without a real estate agent must provide a photo ID upon entering the home. Additionally, visitors are asked to remove their shoes prior to viewing. Due to the desirability of this home, I am anticipating multiple offers. All offers must be in-hand by Sunday, 07/11/10 at 8:00 p.m. with no exceptions. Please do not walk the property without listing agent. Please respect current owner's & neighbors' privacy and be courteous to pedestrians and other cars driving-by and parked on the street."

Hubby's reaction:

"Yeah, whatever, you fucking tool."